Manny Ramirez
Dodgers swooped him.
This is from an interview with George Lucas on the subject of “Indian Jones”.
Really, with the last one, Steven wasn’t that enthusiastic. I was trying to persuade him. But now Steve is more amenable to doing another one. Yet we still have the issues about the direction we’d like to take. I’m in the future; Steven’s in the past. He’s trying to drag it back to the way they were, I’m trying to push it to a whole different place. So, still we have a sort of tension. This recent one came out of that.
Hmm, no comment. Everything is starting to make sense.
Is freakier in the sack than Casey and I combined he says from the backseat of the car.
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Back in Los Angeles
A Haiku
In Los Angeles
No one is a friend at all
Fuck it, I don’t care
No one is a friend?
No one is a friend at all
Fuck that counts me too
Northridge California is hotter than the sweaty rivers of hell. I’m stuck to a leather couch, my brother Kyle has a buzzing needle in his back, hammering away at his flesh, a barn owl is bleeding. On a laptop I search for anything to pass the time. Through the black magick of google I have found Quinton Gozza on a Christian discipleship ship far at sea. He’s the tall man, head sticking above the smiling manicured fingers of God. 
He’s a little right of center.

I once thought a live action version of my favorite video game of all time “Castlevania” was a genius idea. I imagined a flaming whip taking the heads of beasts of all shape and size, and the rank dark corridors of the castle glowing with slime. I imagined the score composed by Varg. Imagining too much is bad for me.
Paul WS Anderson, the director of such classics as Mortal Combat, Resident Evil, Soldier, has taken the helm of the “Castlevania” film in reality, beyond imagination. The fucked thing is;
He has replaced the Dracula Slaying Belmont WHIP, with a SWORD. Retard.
For your information:
The Belmont family (ベルモンド pronounced as “Berumondo” and romanized as “Belmondo” in Japanese) is the bloodline sworn to oppose Lord Dracula in the Castlevania series. They are not the only heroes in the franchise, but often play an integral role in any game’s storyline. The Belmont surname was lost to some characters due to the European patrilineal naming tradition. If not Belmonts in name, they were certainly Belmonts by blood and conviction, and are accordingly considered part of the Belmont clan. Most, though not all, of these characters wield a holy whip called Vampire Killer as their primary weapon.

You may have lost the challenge, but you won the heart’s of the American people tonight. I am resting my head on my hand with a sleeping smile 5 minutes back from an irish pub where I watched highlights of you go deep over and over and over. I love America today. Underdogs prevail, they always do.
By the way, Milton Bradley is insane as ever and gets the starting DH spot in the All Star game, batting 6th. FUCK YES!

Just hit a ball 518 feet. 2nd farthest in Yankee Stadium. This is incredible. I'll give you the lowdown on Hamilton later. He's the great annihilator of home run derby. The new power god is Josh Hamilton. He won't stop! Jesus christ! He's at 24 now. 1 more and he has the record. There is the record. 25. David Ortiz just said "wow". Milton Bradley is having the best day of his life! Oh my lord, he won't stop.
From cokehead to home run legend. Josh the "HAMMER" Hamilton sets the record:
28 home runs.
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Is filled with bees and birds and clouds hiding the blue from my view as I walk down a path towards nothing away from nothing going nowhere slow is easy and no one notices when nothingness surrounds me.
Tomorrow I depart Fort Bragg. I’ll miss walking in the nothingness, it won’t notice.

Rumor has it, last week Frank McCourt let go of a deal that would have brought CC Sabathia, and Casey Blake from the Indians to the Dodgers. This is a dreadful bit of news, and I’m very disappointed in Los Angeles. We could have filled our two weakest positions and now we’re screwed. The Dodgers are a depressing team to watch this year, and it’s definitely been my least favorite season in memory. We have focused all our energy on our rookies being productive, and I like that we give them faith, but do you really think 25 year old Russell Martin and 23 year old Matt Kemp are going to lead the team to the playoffs? Get fucking real McCourt. We sign Andruw Jones, the all you can eat buffet of baseball, and your hope lies in Nomar “Glass Man” Garciaparra who spends more time stretching to take it in the bummy from a silverlake leather daddy than he does before a game. This team is a weak bunch, and they just aren’t fun to watch. Attendance is down 30% from last year. That’s an incredible percentage McCourt. Get your head on straight man.
You should have made a deal while the dealin’ was hot. Have fun salvaging in 2008. I’ll be watching the Angeles until you McCourt stops acting like a wimp and get’s tough.
Besides Martin, Kemp, Beimel, and Saito, the Dodgers are a bore. Who cares anyways..
I have been following Bradley’s career since he was on the Indians, fighting umps, screaming, kicking throwing tantrums, balls, curses, and god knows what else. He is a pure American Baseball player in the finest form, and if I had a child, Milton’s swing and charisma would be watched on Tivo round the clock. I have neither TiVo or a child. I do have Milton though, and I’m proud as hell of him for making the starting lineup for the 2008 American League All Star Team.
Some words from the big dog.
“Starting in the same lineup as A-Rod and Jeter, you never think about that,” Bradley said. “You have your goals and your dreams and your wildest dreams are being on the same field as A-Rod. It’s a magical experience. No matter what people say, they’re putting All-Star by my name. It’s good to be recognized for something positive.
“All the injuries, all the suspensions, all the bad press, there was always a glimmer of positivity. Some people wanted to see it, some people did not. Maybe I didn’t deserve it. Maybe I still don’t deserve it but the guys I competed against saw it. So all the trash talking, bashing, injuries, surgeries, rehab, it was all worth it to get this chance. It’s special.”
My friend Jeff Phillips has a company called LA BIO CARS. He converts Diesels to run on vegetable oil. At the moment he is converting a Mercedes 300 TD for me. Recently CNN did a segment on his shop. Check it out.
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