Alexi Wasser is a friend of mine. I recently acted in a promo for her blog called IMBOYCRAZY.COM, a site which I have come to learn a lot of girls read, and wisely take her advice. I don’t want to compete with her “schtick” because mine will always be better, because it’s pure honest “I really don’t give a damn”, but she does have some interesting things to say about dudes and dating. We are both on the same side I realize, so I will let her have this battle, she’s winning. Straight up! Check it out if you’re a bummed dude who needs a reality check, or a girl who needs to pull herself out of a self indulgent emotional fantasy. Alexi is honest and smart, so deal with it and stop being a baby.
LANTVRN T-Shirt . LV I
We’re printing up Lantvrn t-shirts this week. More info soon on pricing and ordering. Here is the design below.
LANTVRN + MOAB † Fernwood Tavern, Big Sur CA. 8.8.09
Hello bay area friends and fuzz lovers. The Phantasm Sentinel is lose on the West Coast and our first stop is Big Sur on August 8th.
The Big Time - Episode 5 - “P.I.M.P.I.N. Apostrophe”
I play a casting director in Episode 5 of “The Big Time”. Thanks to David Wuest and his gang. It was fun.
The 2009 Mother Fuzzers!
I managed a team called the Mother Fuzzers this year. I led them far, but not too victory, and suffered a meltdown late in the series. Although this year’s Gordon Classic was eventful, I am now fueled with a bitter rivalry towards Casey’s so called shit squad. Casey, you just swallowed the key to the house of pain. Bring me 2010!
Our Roster:
Joe Imes (Franchise)
Bianca Reyna (Mini Boss)
Amber Kelly (Cookies and Apple Juice)
Eli Goodsell (Ghost,… Duuh)
Camerin Kelly (Big Boss)
MVP: The are no MVPS in the Fuzzer world. We all are valuable!
Inspirational Drought . 1


Sisters Of Mercy and Robert Heinlein. An odd combo, maybe. Interesting? Yes.
A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.
Robert A. Heinlein
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Robert A. Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein












