Thomas Mahoney and I have secret meetings from time to time, despite the perception that we are pitted against each others destruction. This is what happens. GOLDEN DOOM.
1.) Circle of Scumbags
2.) Fuck Gravity’s Rainbow
3.) Help Us
4.) Predator Part Whatever
5.) Time of the Wolf
This is the funniest tour story ever told. It’s also written by one of the worlds greatest men, Thomas Mahoney. This covers a day or two worth of driving to Big Sur.
Good friend Thomas Mahoney just released a selection of obscure tracks from his past. It has been titled “Collected Nightmares”. I am downloading it right now. If you know who Tom is, then you want this already, if not, then let me give you a brief course on his musical career. I knew of a band called Jan-Michael Vincent Car Crash years ago. I first heard them on a Hydrahead Compilation called “Where Is My Robotic Boot”. At least that’s what I thought it was called, I don’t remember now. Jan-Michael was by far the heaviest band on the comp, and I said “dude, these guys go off”. 1 year later I got a call that a certain Thomas Mahoney, whom I didn’t know was in Jan-Michael at the time, was looking for a place to live. I said, alright, if he’s cool he can move into the EPL. He moved in, told me about his band, I said “Yea, I love that band. Wait so you were the singer in Jan-Michael?”. “Strait up” he said. Check out collected nightmares. That’s all. Click the art for the link.
Tonight I miss my time as a youth locked in my room with Richard Brautigan books scattered round like leafs in a winter storm. Pages of golden paper poetry forever floating through the rivers of my mind like oak trees stripped bare on the raped winter skyline of Northern California in 1997.
Here is an unreleased song by Thomas Mahoney and myself from a party last year. It’s titled “Nicer Than you think”.
Nicer Than You Think
The coast is beautiful yesterday.
I leave you this.
“There Is Darkness on Your Lantern”
There is darkness on your lantern
and pumpkins in your wind,
and Oh, they clutter up your mind
with their senseless bumping
while your heart is like a sea gull
frozen into a long distance telephone
call.
I’d like to take the darkness
off your lantern and change the pumpkins
into sky fields of ordered comets
and disconnect the refrigerator telephone
that frightens your heart into standing
still.
- Richard Brautigan
Good friend and artist/collaborator Thomas Mahoney mentioned me in a blog recently. He seems to love one of my favorite bands ever Dr. Z, one of the most maniacal bands of all time. Check it out if you give a hoot.
Link to the album included.
Thomas and I sitting in an underground layer somewhere far below Pound Town. It is Holloween, and I am dressed as a Rent Boy, and Tom is himself(holy terror).
I have to thank Tom Mahoney 10 times over for setting up my site and new blog for me. It’s very rare that anyone can understand the scrambled code that blasts from his mouth like Robert Fripp going apeshit at a Dixie Chicks show. Tom and Robert Fripp are both cool dudes. I don’t know exactly how all this works yet, but I’m a quick learner and I am a sociopath says a many woman, and a sociopath like myself likes to look at all the pretty sentences I write.
This is what you should know in the mean time.
Mark Botil’s catch phrase “DOWN TO POUND” has blown up beyond he ever imagined a nuke blowing up in his face, and I believe that is exactly what this is. A nuke in Mark Botil’s face . I can’t say that when people use the mighty 3 word combination good things happen, but it sure is fun. It can be too fun. Promises and lies don’t exist in Pound Town. Either does redemption. Basically every single lunatic in Los Angeles is DTP, and all this happened within the last week. Psycho Matt being the highest ranking member of DTP besides Thomas and Myself.
We have big plans people. Funny things are going to happen. We will have fun at your expense.
2 new Fantasy Games, and an Octagon Hipster Battle on March 21st. The only set fight as of now is.
Tom “The Tyrant” Mahoney vs. Psycho Matt
Camerin “Killa Cam” Kelly vs. Ryan
Dressed like Keanu Reaves from “My Own Privata Idaho.” Yea, you heard me. Rent Boy style.
